Silverbird Is Showing So Much Fire And These Are The Kind Of People You’re Going To Meet In The Cinema

If you haven’t been to the movies recently then you’re missing out on so much. There are so many good movies showing that you’re going to have trouble picking exactly what to watch. If you’re having trouble making a choice then you definitely can’t go wrong with The Batman. While you’re watching your movie though, these are all the types of people that you’re going to run into at the cinema.

The Sleepers

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Why would you pay for a ticket just to go and sleep … in the air conditioned theater; in those chairs that are so comfortable that they make you wish that you had a blanket. Okay, okay, I get it. But if you’re tired just stay home.

The People Who Keep Shouting “Aboa”

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This is one of the reasons why you’ve got to love the movies in Ghana. So much hype. When the movie showing is a good one and a good scene comes on, that one person who shouts “Aboa!” just gives you the vim to show how excited you are.

The Narrators

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There are also those annoying people who feel the need to interpret every single scene and explain every single joke in a movie. We beg, we’re sorry we don’t have 200 IQs like you.

Texters And People Who Take Phone Calls

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People talking through a movie will never not be a pet-peeve. We didn’t come to hear your conversation. Some writers were actually paid a lot of money for that dialogue that we’re missing because of you.

The Unnecessarily Horny People

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Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people? You can’t keep your hands off the person that you’re with for just an hour and a half?? Besides, it’s not even that comfortable getting it on in the cinema. The chairs weren’t designed for all that. Relax!

The People Who Already Saw The Movie

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The repeat-watchers who need everyone else to know that they’re repeat watchers are also very very annoying. They just fire spoilers left and right. And honestly, these people should be found, and they should be banned.

The Foodies

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The foodies are always fun to watch. Especially those who sneak in things that they really shouldn’t. They don’t get in anybody’s way though. They just like to watch the movie and eat the food they brought. I can respect that.



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