As always, this is a judgment-free zone, as such, we are aware that some of you ladies liked to be choked during sex. We are 100% behind this freaky nature, however, we would not advise you to try this with and on Ghanaian men for the following reasons. You are welcome.
1. He will be thinking about His Failed Bet Slips.
How are you going to let a man who is mourning the loss of his monthly salary choke you? Is your life that meaningless to you? You would think he is looking at you, thinking of how beautiful you are, meanwhile the whole time all he sees is Lukaku wasting his bet.
2. He plans to silence you.
The plan is to hold your voice box with force so that by the end of the day, you would have lost your voice. Why that? You can’t ask for momo if you have a sore throat because he will play the “I didn’t hear you” card. Are you going to let him get away with it?
3. His Hands Have Been Through It.
You want a Ghanaian man to choke you with the same hands he has been using to pound fufu for his family his whole life, every single Sunday? You are going to be shouting “who dey breath” till you pass out and die.
4. If He is an Arsenal Fan.
It is advised to channel anger in places rather than take it out on people. If you are aware that a man is an Arsenal fan, and you still give him the right to choke you, sorry to say, but you don’t value your life. Why are you giving this man an avenue to channel his anger. Do you wish to die at your age all because of Arteta?
5. His Friend Might Be Owing Him.
Choking, as we all know, is also a fighting technique. The memory of his friend who owes him and refuses to pay might be triggered in the process of choking you. Who is going to stop an angry man from squeezing the air out of your lungs when his money is all he can see?