5 Things Single People Should Never Say

If you are gnashing, there are somethings in the world that are restricted to you because you are still lacking in something and you are not fully accomplished in life. Same thing goes for your vocabulary, you must never use these words because you have not yet qualified for the level that requires this speech.

1. We.

You and who? Can you please state their name categorically? If you say we, you are confusing us with your status. Kindly state their names for the record. Thanks.

2. “I’m going home”

To do what? Why are you in a hurry to go and hug your pillow to sleep? Shouldn’t you be out looking for the loyl? This is why you are gnashing, because you won’t relax and let your love find you, you are rushing to go home.

3. “I’m an Atheist

If you don’t believe in God, how will you find a partner? There is a reason they are organizing prayer summit for singles. God is trying to tell you something. It doesn’t look like you have any hope coming from anywhere so you really have to take it to God in prayer.

4. “I am Sapiosexual”

Maybe it is Einstein you want to raise from the dead because Auntie how? Is it deep conversations that will cuddle you at night or buy you flowers? Come down dear, even Einstein is dead.

5. He/She is not my type.

You are even lucky someone is checking for you and you are still doing two know? How long has it been since you got a good morning text from anyone aside your mother? Do you even remember what it feels like to be on someone’s WCW/MCM? Come of it dear.

If you catch any of your single friends saying these things kindly give him/her a slight knock on their head. They need to restore their factory settings.

Source: Kuulpeeps.com


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