We can all admit that Ghana is hot, and to quote the lyrics of Kojo Cue, “Boys are not smiling.” Now, because we love you, we want to share the 6 sure ways that you can take in order to be a happy Citizen of Ghana.
- Travel Outside the Country.
This is the most important step to take. With the increased prices in fuel and food, you can’t stay here and be happy. If you can afford it, kindly pack up your bags and go to Kotoka because that’s the only way out.
- 2. Add the Ghana Flag to Your Socials.
This formula is tried and tested. Be it on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook, add a Ghana flag to your username and watch patriotic money appear in your mobile money wallet.
- 3. Independence Day TikToks.
If you have a habit of speaking on critical issues relating to Ghana’s development, you might have to keep that on a low. However, you can show us you truly care on Independence Day with your tiktoks and personal renditions of our oldies hiplife.
4. Be Related to A Politician.
We don’t know how you are going to do it, but whatever it takes, find a politician you share a surname with, or one you have close resemblance with and force them to make you a part of their family. Your life will never be the same.
- 5. Own any Kente Clothing.
You don’t need to sew an entire dress or shirt; as we know kente is expensive. All you need is a simple scarf made of Kente, take a picture and you are good to go.
- 6. Dual Citizenship.
Need I say much?
While your mates are on the streets shouting #FIXTHECOUNTRY, take your blue passport and vanish while you can.