6 Sure Steps To Finesse Your Way Into Getting Sallah Meat


The truth of the matter is that, you needed to start the finessing yesterday by calling your Muslim friends and asking them how they’re doing and generally catching up on life with them. This lets them remember you when packing food meant for others but not to worry. These steps will help you still secure some of the meat.

1. Text them right now!

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All the things that were to be said yesterday can be said today. This morning. If the texts aren’t going through, call so they answer.

2. Tell them you’re coming over … or don’t

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Depending on the type of person you’re dealing with, you can tell the person. If you’re sure the person will say don’t come, don’t tell them anything. Just ask them if they’re home or they’ll be going out. If they say home, make your way there.

3. Leave home early

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It’s very important that you leave early otherwise they’ll share the meat for every other person who got there on time. You don’t want to waste your transport money on nothing. Make sure you have a bag with bowls inside. You’re there to represent your family.

4. Eat to your fill

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You’ve gotten there safely by God’s grace and it’s time to eat so eat! Who gentility epp? If there’s still more around, take one of the bowls and put some in it.

5. Move to the next house

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If you have more than one Muslim friend, this is the day to visit them all. Call and ask if they’re home and go ahead and visit them. They may not send you food because you may live far from them but if the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain.

6. Don’t drink anything

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Drinks just impede the flow of eating. After one drink you’ll realise you can’t really eat anything anymore. If you can, pack the drink as well in you bag for future use.

In all of this remember that tomorrow is Wednesday and you’ll have to go to school or work oh! Don’t do and “run” otherwise you’re on your own.

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