Day in day out, men never fail to surprise us with their opening lines to talk to us ladies. Just come over and say hi like a normal person and talk but nope! These people want to get your attention by using pickup lines from God-knows-where.
Granted, sometimes they’re so weird that it makes some of us laugh and it even becomes a conversation starter but at other times, the most you’ll get from us is an eye roll because…
Here are some of the cheesiest I have seen and heard.
1. Are you Fufu? Cuz I want to pound you.
2. Are you a trotro? Cuz I want you to be my mate for life.
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
4. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
7. Are you kokonte? Cuz I’m going to make you face the wall.
8. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
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