It’s Monday and you are mad at the world but, take a minute in traffic and just reflect over this ONLY if you had a very lit weekend with lots of alcohol and your friends.
Of course, it starts on Friday!!
This is how all those lit sessions started…right?
1. Planning The Pregame
Ahhh, the pre-pregame. A magical, marvellous time full of anxious questions like, “Who else is coming?” and discussing how much everyone plans on drinking even after you told yourselves last week that you wouldn’t drink again.
2. The Pumped Up Pregame
Probably the most vital step of the entire night. You checked your outfits multiple times, and now you are ready for greatness. This is the time you get EXCITED AND DANCE AND CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE THE BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!
Of course, you played some music to get you pumped up!
3. Photographic Evidence
It’s the beginning of the night and everyone looks good so of course, you need visual evidence so you can post the picture with a caption “About Last Night” or “About to get lit!” on social media.
4. The Dancing Fool
Every group of friends has that ONE person who can’t stop dancing. A little liquid courage hits them and BAM, they are footloose all over the place. Doesn’t matter if you’re at a bar or just in the living room, they are putting Shakira to damn shame.
5. “I love you soooooo much”
At this point, the drinks are overflowing and so is the love. You start handing out compliments left and right. It’s like a smorgasbord of affection.
“You are my best friends and I love you so much, and you’re going to be my bridesmaids. You are the prettiest, smartest, most wonderful humans and I love you sosososoosooooooo much!” *Cue the crying*
6. The Ex-Files
The alcohol has HIT full force and someone starts talking about an ex or maybe even a current love interest. And everyone else jumps in, ready to say whatever to ease the pain and get them back on track.
7. Inside Jokes
Here comes the stage when you all start strolling down memory lane, sipping on nostalgia nectar. Every joke you’ve ever had makes a way into the conversation, even though it doesn’t even make sense. But, you all laugh.
8. So Many Blurry Pictures
Vision is a bit impaired at this point, and hand-eye coordination is not the sharpest it’s ever been. Someone shouts, “I’m fine! I’m not drunk! Lemme take the picture!”
And you all pose…
“WE STILL LOOK GOOD!”
No, you didn’t. But you will find out later when you are sober.
9. “SHOTS! SHOTS!! SHOTS!!!!”
You were going to stop drinking, but then someone suggested another round and you were NOT going to turn that down. There’s a lot of toasting, cheers, and loud laughter heard around the room. You and your friends are probably a little insufferable to anyone around, but who cares. You’re together. That’s what matters.
10. The Food
Food. The night is winding down and now you are all ravenous. Must acquire food. So you get some food at those all-night restaurants and food joints.
You all go home happy and drunk and the next few days, you are all going to laugh a lot about everything!!
Source: Thought Catalog
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