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All The Different Types Of Sex You Have Definitely Had Before

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Don’t even try to lie… everyone who is sexually active has experienced all these types of sex lol

The “I can’t believe I’m seeing you naked” sex

“I can’t believe I’m seeing you naked” sex could be either good or bad. Your disbelief could stem from your joy of finally being able to seal the deal on a long-standing crush, or you could just be shocked that you’re having sex with someone you have no interest in. Either way, it’s exciting!

The “Why don’t we make sense anywhere else other than the bedroom?” sex

Great sex can be a curse if it doesn’t translate to your brains. It’s a cruel joke, this idea that you could be so in tune with someone when they’re naked but when the orgasms fade, they might as well be speaking Greek to you.  You’ll try so hard to make it work, you will never have tried harder to have a good conversation with someone, but it’s not in the cards.  Whatever you do, do NOT get into a relationship with this person. You’ll just end up having lots of amazing sex punctuated with awkward silences, which may sound appealing but… no.

The “I’m too distracted” sex

Admit it, your mind wanders during sex. It wanders to a faraway land so removed from blowjobs and naked bodies that you’ll wonder where the hell you are. “I thought I was having sex?” you’ll ask yourself. “So how did I end up thinking about that TV show I forgot to copy last week?” Don’t feel bad lol sometimes you just aren’t in the mood. You start off feeling really into it but then you quickly lose steam. Oh, the horrors!

The “Wait, are we making love?” sex

So much of the sex we have in our twenties is hilarious, awkward, and primal. Like, you’re either laughing and getting embarrassed or trying to imitate the kind of sex you see in porn.  Occasionally though, you will find yourself MAKING LOVE to someone and it will blow your mind like a Sia song. You might even find yourself wanting to weep silently in your pillow afterwards. (That’s not okay. You can’t do that. I understand it but nope.)  Making love is different than screwing and that difference is that YOU ARE A LESBIAN. Just kidding. The difference is that you love the person you’re with and you’re not so concerned with just getting yourself off. You want to demonstrate your love for this person via an intense make-out session and gentle ball caresses. You want to shake and quiver and be held.

The “I hate you byeeeeeee” sex

Angry sex is real and can end lives. It’s that crazy! It’s especially dangerous to have it in your twenties because, hi, we’re permanently angry about everything and sometimes tweeting rude stuff on our Twitter isn’t enough! We have to kill some poor, unfortunate soul one violent thrust at a time! Oh, the casualties! Go join my sexual graveyard with the rest of them lol.

The “Oh, we’re doing dirty talk? Ok!” sex

Dirty talk is an acquired taste. Many people don’t like it but I find that if it’s with the right person, it can be really fun. Just don’t overdo it too much because the line between “sexy” and “EW, WTF?” is super thin.

The “Did we have sex?” sex

I can’t mention sexual experiences in your twenties without including alcohol and memory loss. 60% of our sexual experiences are forgettable quite literally because we can’t remember them! And there is nothing worse than waking up the morning after next to some person you vaguely recognize and realizing you need to poop.

The “turn the freaking lights off” sex

Having sex with the lights on takes balls and a 28-inch waist. It’s hard to let someone see your body in HD. It’s hard to let them see every weird nook under a beaming light. So, who can blame you for wanting to do it in a blackout? Maybe you just had a heavy meal and want to conceal a food baby. Maybe you just don’t want to see what your partner looks live. Maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason, just know this: embrace your body babies!!!!

The “Oh my god, the condom broke!” sex

If condoms are supposed to be our friends, why do they betray us so often? Why do they run off our penises in the middle of the night, leaving us to believe that we’re pregnant or a baby daddy? It’s the worst when this happens with someone you just met. “Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but I think the condom broke! So let’s get Plan B!”

Source: Thought Catalog

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