Perhaps the term “fuckboy” has been thrown around in your presence and caught your attention.
Well, it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for, the 10 easy steps to becoming a fuckboy are laid out for you right below.
1. Only use Snapchat to have a conversation.
If you’re really trying to be a fuckboy, definitely stay away from any normal form of conversation. Texting is a no, talking on the phone is an absolute no and chatting in person is the worst thing you could possibly do. Snapchat is the key to fuckboy success.
2. Ignore them after you hook up.
Hooking up is the ultimate goal to fuckboy success so why would you talk to them after you got what you wanted? Don’t be lame, move on to the next one. Oh and never leave a note the morning after.
4. Pretend you want more when you don’t.
Confusion is the key to the fuckboy lifestyle; the more confused you make her, the more she’ll want you – it’s simple. Make her think you want more by inviting her over during the day or telling your friends about her. It’s the little things that they’ll pick up on.
5. Lie every chance you get.
Telling the truth is completely against the fuckboy lifestyle. Say you don’t have a girlfriend when you do, tell her you like her personality when you don’t.
7. Only hit up someone you’re interested in on the weekends.
Don’t even think about hitting a girl up throughout the week, that is against the fuckboy code 100 per cent. The fuckboy lifestyle exists Monday – Sunday but any talk Monday – Thursday is a direct route to commitment.
Pro Tip: Make sure you’re drunk when you hit her up so you can pretend you don’t even remember your encounter (you can even “blackout” ask her to be your girlfriend and “forget” the next day to really throw her for a loop).
8. Try your best to hook up with other girls in front of a girl you’re into.
The girl you like shows up to a party? Start flirting with another one immediately. Remember, confusion is key.
Pro Tip: Hook up with your current girl in front of your ex-girl.
9. Sex is the goal.
Sex is the goal and it needs to be handled properly, that means no emotions or romance. It’s just sex.
Pro Tip: Fist bump after to congratulate her on a job well done.
10. Make sure everything happens on your terms.
Never do anything just because she wants to. Your happiness (& impressing other fuckboys) is the key to success. Ask for nudes but don’t send them. Never stay at her place just because it’s more convenient for her. Tell her you don’t want to be exclusive but get annoyed when she talks to another guy, it’s all on your terms here.
Pro Tip: Take her somewhere (because you need a date) but never out on an actual date.
Now you have the keys to success, get out there and be the fuckboy you’ve always wanted to. Best of luck & make your mothers proud.
Ps: don’t do it. It’s not worth it…