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15 Hilarious Puns To Make Your Holiday Perfect!

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You’re definitely going to roll your eyes but we promise you would laugh out loud after each one!!

Take a look at these lowkey dumb but very funny puns!

Were you there when the TV repairman got married?

The reception was excellent.

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?

They fought tooth and nail.

My doctor told me I had type A blood…

But it was a Type- O.

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

Because it’s two-tired.

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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel.

What kind of tree do fingers grow on?

A palm tree.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

He goes undercover.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

What is a mouse’s favourite game?

Hide and Squeak.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Why are rivers always rich?

Because they have two banks.

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.

What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend?

Dumb Beau.

You’re laughing right??? Lol write some down and make someone happy today!

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