You can dish out these puns anytime, anywhere as long as you are hungry for some laughter!!!
1. What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day?
Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!
2. What did the fruit say to the vegetable?
Bitch, peas!
3. What’s a fruit’s favourite pick up line?
This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
4. What did the DJ say at the dinner party?
Lettuce turnip the beat!
5. What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
9. What did the mushroom say when he wasn’t allowed in the bar?
“Why not? I’m a fun-gi!”
10. Why was the tomato blushing?
It saw the salad dressing
11. What’s an egg’s least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day!
12. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
13. Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!
14. What kind of nut always seems to have a cold?
Cashews!
15. How do Italians say goodbye?
Pasta la vista, baby!
16. What’s a foodie’s favourite TV show?
Breaking Bread!
17. Why did the butcher work extra hours?
To make ends meat!
18. What did the bread say to the butter?
You’re my butter half!
Smart huh???????? If you didn’t get any of them, WE ARE DISAPPOINTED!!
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