Meeting an old school mate is awkward. The conversations are awkward and the entire experience is unpleasant. The fact is, you two have grown up and there’s not much to talk about. So they end up asking questions they shouldn’t.
Omg Your Weight!
They will ask why you’ve gained so much or lost so much or haven’t changed one bit since the last time they saw you. Weight is a touchy topic no one wants to talk about so don’t bring it up!
Where Are You Now?
I’m standing right in front of you!
Are You Married?
Especially for ladies, this question is unsettling. Do us a favor and look for the wedding band if you find none, there’s your answer.
Are You Still With That Boy/Girl From Back In The Day?
No please, I was young and stupid and I’m sure you heard of the break up
Do You Still Hear From So-And-So?
I’m too busy to keep tabs on everyone’s life and you are only asking to lengthen the conversation. Lets say our goodbyes already.