This Is How To Deal With A ‘Chrife’ Roommate

People stand in prayer after marching about a mile to the police station to protest the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., in August.


‘Chrife’ roommates are okay to have. They help you build your spiritual life low key and save you from shit indirectly sometimes but they can be a pain in the a**. From loud prayers through unsolicited evangelism to hell threats, you will need a plan to keep you sane.

Now this is not a cast in stone plan oooo please abegyew.

They are options you can consider.

Mind your BUSINESS

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You can dedicate yourself to minding your own business and staying out of their hair. Avoid confrontations as much as you can and let minor grievances slide.

Match them BOOT for BOOT

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You could also meet them on their level. Be as vocal as them, play music as loud as they pray, judge and scrutinize their every action just like they do. Your room will be a war zone though but then the pressure will be on them to practice what they preach.

If you can’t beat them…

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You could kowtow and become a convert. Follow them to church and prayer meetings, play loud gospel music and turn your life around. It will be good for your soul

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Convert them

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You could win them to your side too. Show them the ‘light’ littered with parties, alcohol and of course a lot of fun. Convince them that hell is totally worth it. lmao

Set Boundaries

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Set boundaries for each other, draw lines that should not be crossed and just conduct yourselves like civilized people with structural differences. You will be fine.

If all of these don’t work, then you move out wai!


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