You’re Not Depressed, You’re Just Sexually Frustrated. 10 Signs That Prove That You Need To Get Laid ASAP!

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So, there’s something called a Dry Spell. A period where you don’t get some. Like, zero sex.

Sometimes, it’s just cos you’re too busy doing the adulting that you don’t have time to set a D or P appointment.

For others too, you just got out of a relationship and you just want to concentrate on yourself, stay away from the opposite sex and all their related drama.

But for most of you…it’s not that deep.

You’re just gnashing.

And when you don’t get some in a very very veeeery long time, your body starts to ask questions like…what’s up bro?

Here are 10 signs that prove that you’re sexually frustrated biiiig time!!

 

Everything irritates TF out of you! Like one minute, you’re fine then the next, someone just breathing will put you over the edge…

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…and you’re not even close to your period yet!

You become extra sensitive!!!! Someone lightly touches your arm in a conversation norr and you’re already feeling tingling sensations in your under something.

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Suddenly, any song you listen to sounds like the perfect song to get down to! Doesn’t matter if it’s Patapaa’s One Corner, or J Holiday’s Bed. Any song has just the right tempo.

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Guys or girls you saw as average looking or you found very unattractive suddenly look so sexy like…whoaaa where have y’all been hiding???

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You find yourself flirting with everyone and anyone!! Someone texts hi and you’re already sending hiiii trying to find ways and means of turning the conversation in a dirty one.

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You’re constantly day dreaming about sex. One minute you’re seriously working on something and the next…you’re remembering the times you pummeled Adjoa so hard that she screamed. She’s married now…

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When your friends tell you they had sex, you start asking for details, laughing and asking questions but deep down you know you’re jealous.

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Now your hands and some lube are your besties cos if no one’s hitting, they’re at least faithful and always ready when you are!

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But…suddenly, be like everything looks sexual now! The clouds have a weird form, the sausage you’re eating looks so much like a penis and did that bofrot just grow balls??

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You haven’t shaved in awhile not the whole area down there looks like a mini forest. It’s time love.

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but if not…hold on tight dear one, stay strong cos the virginity won’t regrow if you don’t hold tight.

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