Hi! This week blessed us with these tweets!! Twitter VAR was trendingggg!
1. Twitter VAR didn’t spare Patapaa
Me: i am never letting a toxic immature man take me for a ride again
Toxic immature guy: Hi
— cindy🤡 (@cindyndagire20) August 1, 2018
3. Girls be like!!
4. African Parents!!
My mum: what time do you need to be up by?
My mum at 6:45: pic.twitter.com/eaRC62Ip2L
— Dr. Naji Avery (@wownajib) August 3, 2018
5. We have all done this before!
“Sorry I can’t hang out,I got plans “
My plans: pic.twitter.com/RpnHvobNO0
— N a j i b (@RilwanNajib) August 3, 2018
Your mother and father are happily married for 25 years+ but they are not your relationship goals…two kids on YouTube who are happily fornicating and don't know their tomorrow are your goals….you do all😂😂😂
— Selorm’31🐻 (@KojoAsvp) July 30, 2018
7. Who can relate??
When you are laughing on a voice note but you find out it didn't record, so you have to re-laugh 😂😂😭
— Call Me Shola (@SymplySola) August 3, 2018
*After a football match*
Nigerian Fan: I really enjoy the way you play football, can I get a autograph?
Footballer: sure, what do you want me to sign on?
Nigerian fan: *Brings out cheque*
— Tumba (@TumbaJnr) August 2, 2018
9. It is at this moment!!
Broke one of mummy's fufu bowls.
— 1000 (@oneman1000_) August 2, 2018
10. What hunger can cause!
11. Lmao 😂
My dad’s face immediately I start my sentence with “ Daddy I……” pic.twitter.com/MoHo3uwT23
— Relateable life (@Jag_ubani) August 2, 2018
12. A true story 😂
“and kids, this is how I met your mother” pic.twitter.com/QaKahUUPBp
— Mazi Ibe (@MaziIbe_) August 2, 2018
13. Twitter VAR strikes again!
😂😂😂😂Aw ngeke pic.twitter.com/TGsZqM7XWm
— 👑M A L I N D Y👑 (@MalindyHadebe) August 2, 2018
15. People are too savage!
Kenyan girls : How did you know i was kenyan? pic.twitter.com/LujH0yCsnH
— Mzee Edd 🇰🇪 (@005e5n) August 2, 2018
16. Gh barbers 😂
17. That’s all
Sex should be 5mins at most , if she doesn't cum ,she will cum on her way home pic.twitter.com/2lbcKzjwDb
— iam_sandiso (@HopeWellEH) August 1, 2018
18. People no get sense ah 😂😂
Father: Where's your mom?
Son: She went to see her Aunty
Father: Haba. In her condition? Which one? Margaret?
Son: No sir. Natal.
Son: Natal sir. She said "Tell your father I'm going to Antenatal"
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) August 1, 2018
19. Ask again!
English teacher will tell me to write composition about myself
and still score me 2/10….
Please sir, Are you me?
Is you me? Are me you? Is you I?🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/cLrmca3AHt
— Mrsix 🇳🇬🇺🇸 (@official_mrsix6) July 31, 2018
20. I bet the guys will love this!!
21. Politics is the game!!
Lessons in Ghanaian politics- don’t use idioms in relation to yourself. They'll stick. pic.twitter.com/HRfp9r2VRL
— John Dramani Mahama (@JDMahama) August 2, 2018
See you next week!!