Everyone has how and why they spice up their relationship. If you are ok with a boring one too that is your cup of tea.
If you want to get freaky and adventurous too that is solely your headache.
However, the discovery of this thread on twitter just shows that the men have reorganized and have come up with new innovative ways of how to be “trashy” in 2018 too.
Ladies, we, therefore, must not jump at any suggestion of spicing up the relationship with the guys if we haven’t thought about it thoroughly and made sure there are no loopholes.
We cannot confirm whether this thread is a true story or not.
It’s just a precaution and an eye-opener.
Your man convinced you to have a threesome. You said yes to get him off your back, with the condition that you’ll be the one to pick the other girl.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Suddenly this girl from your Twitter is “sisss”-ing, “yasss”-ing and “LOL”-ing all your tweets. She starts hitting on you. You don’t swing that way but you’re flattered. Very pretty girl with a nice body.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Asks if you have a man, you say yes, she seems disappointed. Tells you all the things she wants to do to you. You always thought you were straight but mm, maybe you’re curious.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Your man is still bugging you about the threesome. By this time the girl has given you all sorts of ideas. Lightbulb moment. Maybe you should ask her to be the third person. No chance of her stealing him because it’s you she wants.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
You bring it up during one of your conversations. She seems uneasy, “I’m really not into men but if I finally get to be with you, I’ll do it”. You tell your man and he’s happy. You leave out the part that she’s gay and is only doing it because she wants you.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
So the day comes and you guys meet. For someone who doesn’t like men sis is REALLY doing the most. No one’s giving YOU any attention. It’s almost like you’re there as a spectator. You’re upset and get up. They don’t realize till they’re both done.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Now you feel odd. Can’t be mad at him because YOU brought her. Till later in the night after she’s gone and he’s fallen asleep and you can’t help but go through his phone. And you see her name.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
They met on twitter and have been trying to get together without him actually cheating. Which he didn’t. Because you brought her.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Your man and his side chic just played you. The end.
— Ajebutter (@zubzz__) January 25, 2018
Now we have just two questions for Y’all
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