5 Reasons Nobody Likes Motowners


There are things in life that you can only have two reactions to, love and hate. Lately, I’ve found that a lot of people hate Achimota School. Their students/alumni would have you believe that it’s because they’re the best. Everyone, after all, hates you when you’re the best.

No, it’s not because you’re the best guys. Nobody likes you people, because you’re repugnant. Don’t know what that means? Well, here’s a brief explanation.

SEE ALSO: 5 Reasons Achimota is better than Presec


Have you ever seen a bunch of Motown people having a conversation? This sh*t is unjust. It’s always about where they went, some random bougie thing they did, some cars they saw (but don’t have)….and somehow, they seem to think they’re better than everyone else, simply because they bought a couple shirts from Primark. Achimota School people are those middle class people who are deluded into thinking they’re the upper class.


Pope John’s boys move in packs. Presec boys move in wolf packs. Botwe boys move in a pride. Motown boys are just a bunch of snitches. LMAO. These niggas see each other in the street and can’t even fist-bump. Man. How do you even trust people who treat each other like this. Achimota girls (because it’s really a girl’s school) will snitch, bitch, stab each other in the back…where’s the sense of honour, guys?

Can’t Shut Up About Their School

Yes, we know you have a swimming pool. You mentioned that, what, 19 times in the last 5 minutes.

Yes, we know you have a gym. You mentioned that too.

Yes, we know you play cricket and handball.

Yes, we know you have G’Berg house.

Anything else?

Can’t Shut Up About Their Alumni

Yes, we know Mugabe went to your school.

Yes, we know Rawlings went to your school.

Yes, we know Kaakie used to be your S.U President.

Yes, we know Atta Mills was your father’s class mate.

No, Mahama doesn’t count.

Anything els….naaaah….let me stop you there. We don’t care. Look around…nobody cares. Nobody.

Mo abͻn

At the end of the day, what matters is academics, because Achimota is a school. Who is the smartest person you know? The person did not go to Achimota. Achimotafoͻ, mo abͻn dread. Maths and Science fwish. WASSCE result boh-boh. Herh. So, you people what kraa can you do?



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