You know how you’d be chilling, enjoying a movie in your room when all of a sudden your parents…especially your mum will just barge in and start watching the movie with you, asking plenty questions then falling asleep after 5 minutes?
Well, dear kuulpeeps, the following movies and shows are ones that you definitely don’t want any of your parents barging in to see.
This movie is about Zoe (Sharon Leal) who is happily married to Jason (Boris Kodjoe) with two kids. She has a job helping artists market and monetize their work. Secretly, she’s a nymphomaniac (someone who has excessive desire for sex) and starts living a secret life, cheating on her husband with an artist. This movie is rife with sex scenes that would make you horny!
50 SHADES OF GREY (2015)
This movie is the first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy. Its about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and her relationship with a young business magnate, Christian Grey.
The movie has explicit erotic scenes with elements of sexual practices which include bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism (BDSM). If your parents catch you watching this movie, they would definitely make an emergency call to your pastor!!!!
AMERICAN PIE (1996)
Most of you young one’s won’t remember this movie!! It’s an erotic comedy about five best friends; Jim, Kevin, Oz, Finch, and Stifler who, with the exception of Stifler, (who had already lost his virginity) , make a pact to lose their virginity before their high school graduation. The title refers to a scene where one of the boys is seen masturbating with a pie after being told that third base feels like warm apple pie. The sequels were Band Camp (2005), The Naked Mile (2006), Beta House (2007), and finally The Book Of Love (2009). Lock your doors when watching this because if your parents catch you, RIP.
SHAMELESS (2011- )
This is an American series that stars the oscar-nominated actor William H. Macy as Frank Gallagher, a single father of six who spends much of his free time drinking. His children, led by oldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum), take care of themselves due to her mother’s absence and manage to raise themselves in spite of Frank’s lack of parenting and unusual parenting style when he does choose to act like a father. This show is just as its title is; SHAMELESS. It has lots of nude scenes and free flow of foul words.
AMERICAN GODS(2017- )
This show must be one of the weirdest you’ve ever seen. The captivating series is basically about an ex-convict named Shadow Moon (no he’s not a Native American) who right after the tragic death of his wife meets a con man named Mr. Wednesday, who offers Shadow a job as his bodyguard. It’s not about sex scenes in this movie, it’s about the things that would leave you confused and your mother screaming “Holy Mother of Jesus”.
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK(2013- )
The series is about a woman, Piper Chapman who was sentenced to spend time in a minimum-security women’s prison in Connecticut for her association with a drug runner 10 years earlier. The series features violence, graphic nudity and intense sexuality; everything our sweet African parents will freak out over.
GAME OF THRONES (2011- )
This show is basically about families engaged in a deadly game for control of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, and to sit atop the Iron Throne. Almost EVERYONE is watching this show but the question is, do your parents know you’re watching this?? The raw sex scenes and vivid death scenes can be disturbing to your old man and his wife.
So if you really must watch any of these, don’t forget to lock your door.