
Y’all remember the Thong song???
That awesome song we used to enjoy as kids??
Wait a minute..
*clears throat*
“Let me see that thooooooooong!!! Babyyyyyyy!!! That Thon Thon Thon Thon”
Remember now??
Well, we’ve got some devastating news for you.
Sisqo with the help of the Norwegian production trio Jcy, touched the old classic and made an unwanted 2017 version!!!
In an interview with Buzzfeed News, Sisqo explained “I’ve been asked so many times over the years to make a new version of ‘Thong Song,’ and I have declined every time until I heard the new version that Jcy did. I thought it was dope and figured maybe it was time to put some new rims on the Bugatti.”
No no no no Siqo! No!!! This Bugatti needed no new rims. It didn’t even need a fresh coat of paint!!
Think we are exaggerating??
Take a look and prepare to need therapy.
The whole “new age” vibe thing…we aren’t digging it!!!
Now…
Ladies and Gentlemen…
I present to you, the old version we love and enjoyed.
If you happened to like the new one, please, listen to the original and remind your “taste buds” of what true spice tastes like.