You left town in a perfect condition but as soon as you step inside a troski, your bowels start acting up…
Then the Nungua trotro that usually takes 3 minutes to finish loading, somehow has only 3 people
But you get lucky and after 45 minutes you’re ready to move, now you cant wait to get home to give your bowels independence
Then Tetteh Quarshie traffic decides to act up. You start looking around to see if there are any bushes around, because what’s the worst that can happen?
The Troski starts moving but breaks down, at this point you don’t mind getting a polythene bag and doing your thing. You want to fart but you’re afraid to because it might not be gas coming out. Now you’re just frustrated.
You start thinking of all the embarrassing things you have done before, and considering if any of them beats taking a dump in a troski
You decide to respect yourself and keep it in. Finally you’re home and your parents think the first thing you want to do is greet them.
You get inside the washroom and handle business like the hard guy that you are. Then come out like this after handling your business.