My name is Grant, Ahvrum G. Rant. And I am a serial gnasher
This is my story
My friends always laugh at me that I am a virgin
But I know that dabi, dabi ɛbɛ yɛ yie
After all, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin…
Hmmm
But imagine a girlfriend with a big ass
Like I go love am dread
One of my friends says he can help me get one. His son is a player, so he has more girls than Lord Paper
I know that boy is famous for having plenty girls
My days of gnashing are definitely over. It’s not hard to say bye-bye
He said he can organise something gargantuan for me
He called me today, so I think something good is coming
He said he has given my number to her, so she will call me today. Aben w’aha!
Three weeks, I don’t know if the girl has died or what.
Why always me, Daddy Lord?
I saw his little brother yesterday, and I told him to tell his brother to linkop
Be like your man taya me, cos I dey call am sef he no dey pick
It’s not anything. One day, one day, the charcoal seller’s son too will wear a white shirt
