When she says ‘We need to talk’
When she’s around and another girl says ‘I miss you’
When you’re coming over and she texts you ‘I hope you’re hungry. I made jollof’
When you messed up but you can’t believe it is you she is talking to anyhow
When you’re walking in town with her and you hear someone catcall her
When your friends see her and they give you fans
Friends: One the scale of 1 to 10 how much of a wife material is she?
You:
When people ask you how you were so lucky to get her
When you put up her picture on social media and someone asks ‘Ah your girl that?’
The one time you are able to prove her wrong about something
When she goes 30 minutes without nagging
