Welcome to Hard Guy 101, hard guys and potential hard guys (this is not a gathering of pervs, I swear). Being a hard guy isn’t just about having an active beard gang membership or having enough girls you feel like you’re at an all you can “eat” buffet at Bush canteen. Here’s some hard guy social media etiquette to observe.
Ending A Text With XoXo
Entering DMs With Dick Pics
Using The “Hi, I Saw Your Number On My Phone” Format
Using “Aww” Ever
Snitching On Another Nigga
Pouting In Selfies
Using The Snapchat Flower Filter. You Look About As Cool As This
Using The Snapchat Cat Filter. Even Ironman can’t pull the cat thing off
Sharing About Sam Smith
Following Random Boys
Asking For Follow Backs
Guys, don’t sully the “hard guy” brand.