It is revision week but you just want to jam, after stressful months of lectures
When you realize it is the last day of revision week and you haven’t touched a book
You rush to the notice board to copy the time table but…
You realize you have 5 papers in the first week
You rush to the library but you are too worried to study
You call the smartest guy in class for group discussion but he ignores you for so long you begin to wonder
You decide to go see the lecturer for “study areas” but he asks
He finally agrees to help you if you tell him the course code
You go and sit at group discussion but everyone is using so many technical terms you’ve never heard and you’re staring at them like…
When it is your turn to contribute but you repeat what everyone else has said
Boo comes to complain about you not giving them time, but you don’t want to hear it!
You go and photocopy past questions but it looks like another course
At this point you are convinced that you and resit…
