When you finish your meat before you start eating the food
When he tells you to bring him his rosary
When he tries to slap you and you swerve him
When he comes to your school and your teacher says.. ” your child was first last term, BUT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT”
When he says you can’t marry an Ashanti but you say you are in love
When you try to lie to him
When you buy chewing gum with his 50p change
When you tell him that you want to change your name from “Magnificent” to “Shaniqua”
When he gets angry and starts swearing in Ewe
When he is repping his favorite color
When he sees a snake in the living room
