When you go to the market
MOM: how much is a bag of rice
SELLER: 62 cedis
MUM: let me give you 20
The Ancient African Cloth
Why do I have this feeling if I go into my mothers clothes I'll find a kaba and slit with any of these wax prints https://t.co/alvxZK6wh3
— His Cock Socket (@Kim_Baakop3) April 24, 2016
Where are you, I have prepared fufu with palm-nut soup wont you eat?
When they see you dressed to go out
You know the cassava on fire won’t pound itself
When you say you ate in your dream or you fall sick the day before an examination
MUM: why are you lying in bed crying?
ME: I have a broken heart
MUM: someone should tell this neighbor to stop dressing like a prostitute
*neighbour comes to visit*
ME: Neighbour please mummy says you…
Mothers and Telenovela
When you’ve been running from your canes and she catches you in the bathroom
ME: Mummy please where should I put the bottle?
MUM: put it in my nose!
Watching a movie
MUM: Did they just cut off his head?
ME: Yes mum
MUM: Oh God! Is he dead?
ME: Mummy I feel a sharp pain in my knee
SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine.😂😂😂😂 #ghanaian mothers
— love_dueces (@phanpaakwesi1) June 18, 2015
Ghanaian Mothers will always distract you when the sex scene comes up on TV.
Kofi , you are there watching TV, go and wash the compound"
— ALO360™® (@likegermi) May 15, 2015
The things that will make American mothers hug their kids Ghanaian mothers will slap U like 3tyms before thinking of a solution
— Naa Ayele Aryee (@TatasJackieChan) February 18, 2015
Ghanaian mothers are always..