5 Reasons Drake is almost perfect boyfriend material

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So we’ve been told that there’s no such thing as perfection (Well, in human beings, that is) so I can’t say Drake is perfect boyfriend material but I can definitely say he’s almost there. “Why?” you ask. Just take a look .

LOOK AT THAT BEARD

I know most guys think girls exaggerate the whole ‘Beard gang’ thing but truth be told, some of us take it very personal. The delicious pain of beard burn after a healthy make out session ( and other… ahem… private sessions) is an uncomparable sensation. Stroking a beard with the right texture could almost be therapy and yeah Drake has always been sexy but that beard…that beard is taking him places-places like the Perfect Boyfriend Material Category.

 

LOOK AT THAT NET WORTH

Any girl who tells you she doesn’t like money is either confused or a plain liar. It’s in every woman’s blood to like money. Some may have a higher degree of said love than others but its still there. It may not be a prerequisite for a relationship but it is a very welcome bonus. Aubrey Graham has a net worth of $75 million and I would love to have that in my life. As he said himself in ‘The Motto’ “Cant see ’em cos the money in the way” If that isn’t perfect boyfriend material, I don’t know what is.

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LOOK AT THAT BODY

I wont talk much. Ladies, just close your eyes and imagine stroking those abs anytime you want. Just imagine it.

 

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL CLICHÉ

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He is the stuff all teenage romance books are made of. A bad boy who turns out to have a softer side? Jackpot. Sure it’s a cliché but its one we’ll never tire of. One minute Drake is rapping about being on his worst behaviour and the next he’s singing about how I’m the best he’s ever had. Can we get married already?

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LOOK AT THAT SUGGESTED SEXUAL PROWESS

Well, technically none of us knows exactly how good he is in bed but he’s managed to steal a couple of girls in the past (Ask Chris Brown, Tyga, and well… everyone else) and I’m pretty sure he didn’t do that with his smile or flawless English (if you know what I mean. wink wink) He however did give us a clue in “Fuckin’ Problem” when he said ‘ I don’t really say this often but this long dick nigga aint for the long talking” Size doesnt always mean good quality but we’ll add the insinuation from that line to his “Mr.Steal-Your-Girl” phase and come up with our own conclusion. Stroke game on A+

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“What about inner beauty?” “She’s so shallow” “She’s exaggerating” “She’s just a delusional fan” I can almost hear you scoff behind your screens. Don’t think too hard guys. Chill. I said boyfriend not husband. Don’t judge me. I shall be as delusional as I want to be and Jesus will still love me.

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